MAXX WOLF: BURN NOTICE — MICHAEL WESTEN AND HOW MICHAEL WESTEN BECAME AN FBI STORY PART TWO
Written by Maxx Wolf
Published: October 2, 2026
AND NO JUSTICE FOR ALL
HOW MICHAEL WESTEN BECAME AN FBI STORY
Brian Cooper Dill knew where the alias and CIA prop came from.
Then I read what the FBI 302 recorded.
Part One was funny.
Part Two is why the story matters.
Years later, I began reading the FBI material produced in my case.
And there it was.
According to an FBI 302, Brian Cooper Dill FBII Rat told FBI Special Dumbass Agent
Joel Seaton an account in which I supposedly went around Mexico claiming to work for the CIA, displaying a badge and creating concern that somebody might kill me.
Concern, that's a joke.
That is not how I remember what happened.
And Brian knew the missing context better than almost anyone.
He knew about Michael Westen. He knew about the movie. He knew about the props.
He knew where the CIA badge came from.
He was part of the fucking joke.
Yet once that context disappeared, the story became something else entirely.
A man supposedly wandering Mexico pretending to be a CIA officer.
Then that characterization found its way into the federal record and material surrounding
my case.
Former Corrupt EX-AUSA Mohit Gourisaria aka the Mohat from Oakland via Mumbai, also publicly referenced the CIA-impersonation allegation in connection with the case.
Another Dumbass who doesn't do his homework.
And apparently nobody thought to ask a very basic question:
Where did the CIA badge actually come from?
Answer: A movie production. A prop.
And an inside joke Brian Cooper Dill himself knew about.
YES, I SAID I WAS CIA
Let's make this ridiculously clear.
When Mexican officers searched my condo, found that CIA movie prop and asked:
“You work for the CIA?”
I said:
“Yes.”
Absolutely.
And once I decided to play it that way, I leaned into it.
I told them my life was in danger.
I told them I couldn't explain everything because it was classified.
I told them they were putting me in danger by sending me home.
And I offered them money to let me go.
That's my account of what happened.
What I dispute is the broader story that I had supposedly spent my time in Mexico routinely going around impersonating a CIA agent and flashing a badge.
I didn't. The CIA episode happened when officers searched the condo, found the prop and asked me the question. Before that, the identity I had been using was Michael Westen—the identification Brian Cooper Dill had given me.
That's the distinction
.
HEY, JOEL FBI DUMBASS
Special Agent Joel Seaton:
Since this became part of the federal paperwork, allow me to make your next report easy motherfucker. Yes, the officers found a CIA movie prop. Yes, when they asked whether
I was CIA, I said fuck yes.
Yes, I played the role. Yes, I tried to talk my way out of being returned to the United States.
And yes, I offered those federales money to let me go.
There. Print it. Highlight it. Put it in another fucking folder Dumbass.
What are you going to do about it? NOTHING because you're a punk bitch!
THE DUMBEST FBI AGENT EVER!
But don't confuse that with Brian Cooper Dill FBI RAT's account that I was simply roaming Mexico playing rogue CIA agent.
Your FBI RAT knew exactly where this shit came from.
The alias came from our Burn Notice joke.
The badge came from our movie props.
And I say that context somehow vanished by the time the story reached federal paperwork.
So Joel: Fuck you.
Don’t take my word for anything. Follow the fucking evidence.
Find the Mexican records. Find the federales. Find the airport photographs. Find whatever contemporary documentation still exists.
Then compare all of it against what the FBI 302 records Brian Cooper Dill as saying.
That’s what investigators are supposed to fucking do.
OH, that's right, it's too much work for you. Because your version of “investigation” was easier: look at a video, pointing at Brian Cooper Dill, and say, “Yeah, that’s Maxx Wolf.”
No digging. No verification. No fucking homework. Lazy fucker. Disgrace to the FBI.
Just confidence wrapped around incompetence.
My private dick Katherine Kinsey, had to do you're fucking job.
That’s not investigating. That’s guessing with a badge.
THE PART THE FBI RAT KNEW
Brian Cooper Dill didn't merely know that I was using the name Michael Westen.
He gave me the identification bearing that name.
That matters.
Because it means a person intimately familiar with the origin of the alias and the prop later provided the FBI with an account that removed precisely the context that made the entire episode understandable.
And that's exactly why I publish the records.
Not because anybody has to believe Maxx Wolf.
Because they don't.
Read the 302s.
Read my account.
Read whatever documents I will publish beside it.
Look at the dates.
Look at the evidence room, coming soon.
Then make up your own fucking mind.
THE REAL BURN NOTICE
The full sequence remains almost impossible to invent:
A movie starring Michael Madsen.
A CIA movie prop.
A fake ID bearing the name Michael Westen.
Burner phones.
Mexico.
Mexican federal officers.
An attempted payoff.
Fifteen-man airport escort.
Photos with the officers.
Two federales escorting me onto the plane.
Seven Federal agents waiting in Houston.
And later, an FBI report recording a very different-sounding CIA story.
Hollywood would reject the screenplay for being too unbelievable.
Reality didn't.
Sometimes you watch Burn Notice.
Sometimes somebody hands you a Michael Westen ID and you end up living the fucking sequel.
— Maxx Wolf
AND NO JUSTICE FOR ALL
Maxx Wolf doesn’t threaten. Maxx Wolf publishes.
And Maxx Wolf is still saying what he wants.
There is not a fucking thing anyone can lawfully do to stop lawful publication, public records, satire, commentary, and the First Amendment with teeth.
Get used to it. Go fuck yourselves.
Maxx Wolf has one job now.
Every day.
Build the website.
Finish the books.
Turn the stories into movies.
Keep publishing.
Keep documenting.
Keep the record alive until every name, every lie, every abuse of power, and every dirty little institutional game has nowhere left to hide.
You wanted silence.
You got Maxx Wolf.
This is the middle finger to the FBI RAT BRIAN COOPER DILL, FBI DUMBASS JOEL SEATON and MOHIT GOURISARIA AKA THE MOHAT CORRUPT EX-AUSA who thought silence was permanent.
Accountability lives at AND NO JUSTICE 4 ALL.
MAXX WOLF RATTLES THE CAGES
FUCK THE FEDS
FUCK BRIAN COOPER DILL FBI RAT
FUCK JOEL SEATON FBI DUMBASS
FUCK MOHIT GOURISARIA AKA THE MOHAT CORRUPT EX-AUSA
THIS NEVER EVER STOPS, MAXX WOLF NEVER GOES AWAY.
EDITOR’S NOTE:
This article and accompanying video are commentary, criticism, memoir, and parody by Maxx Wolf.
The article reflects Maxx Wolf’s personal recollection, interpretation, and criticism of events involving Brian Cooper Dill, FBI Special Agent Dumbass Joel Seaton, Corrupt EX-AUSA
Mohit Gourisaria aka the Mohat, the FBI, and the federal case record.
References to FBI Form 302 reports describe what those records state or attribute to interview subjects.
Where this article disputes statements attributed to Brian Cooper Dill or criticizes the investigative work of Joel Seaton or others, readers are encouraged to review the underlying documents, dates, records, and evidence for themselves and reach their own conclusions.
The accompanying video may contain fictionalized or dramatized scenes, dialogue, reactions, motives, and private conversations created for satirical purposes. Those elements should not be understood as literal footage or verbatim reconstructions unless specifically identified as such.
The Evidence Room will contain source materials, FBI records, and supporting documents that readers may review and evaluate independently.
AND NO JUSTICE 4 ALL welcomes documented corrections, contrary records, or substantive responses from anyone mentioned in this article and may publish supporting material provided in response.
Nothing published here encourages anyone to contact, threaten, harass, stalk, intimidate, doxx, or interfere with any person mentioned.
— Maxx Wolf
THE RECEIPTS STAY.
THE RECORD STAYS.
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